{"product_id":"me-not-so-much-t-shirt","title":"Me Not So Much T-shirt","description":"\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e🧵 \u003cstrong\u003eSoft as your Pittie's ears\u003c\/strong\u003e — 100% ring-spun cotton (heathered styles may vary because real dog people don't do scratchy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e😌 \u003cstrong\u003eWorn-in feel right out of the package\u003c\/strong\u003e — that perfectly broken-in softness from day one (we won't tell)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e📏 \u003cstrong\u003ePre-shrunk \u0026amp; true-to-size\u003c\/strong\u003e — still fits after the hundredth wash, the hundredth zoomies incident, and that one time your dog used it as a bed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e🐶 \u003cstrong\u003eMade for the unapologetic dog parent\u003c\/strong\u003e — because nothing says \"my dog sleeps on my pillow and I have zero regrets\" like a shirt built to last as long as your loyalty does\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e🗽 Made, packaged \u0026amp; shipped in the USA\u003c\/strong\u003e — by people who also talk to their dogs like they're people, let them on the furniture, and would absolutely cancel plans to stay home with them\u003c\/li\u003e\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e❤️ \u003cstrong\u003eEvery purchase celebrates the underdogs\u003c\/strong\u003e — $1 for every t-shirt sold is donated to dog rescue organizations\u003c\/li\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":52739145302299,"sku":"19519650310625170036","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":52739145335067,"sku":"36446767847221055701","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":52739145367835,"sku":"15842520662629813314","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Military Green \/ S","offer_id":52739145400603,"sku":"31108415624884608292","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":52739145433371,"sku":"14867534844237103579","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":52739145466139,"sku":"56863501206087475616","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":52739145498907,"sku":"15733072203416201488","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":52739145531675,"sku":"30847214262759538885","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Military Green \/ M","offer_id":52739145564443,"sku":"17296588505050741891","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":52739145597211,"sku":"25497656751088381198","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":52739145629979,"sku":"98790306309403119868","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":52739145662747,"sku":"24849225592383227068","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":52739145695515,"sku":"27684393947623967274","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Military Green \/ L","offer_id":52739145728283,"sku":"18881269330765771773","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":52739145761051,"sku":"10332303710472702892","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":52739145793819,"sku":"22117586638298363922","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":52739145826587,"sku":"25337474611327816156","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":52739145859355,"sku":"65053832909048783445","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":52739145892123,"sku":"82069210826049573142","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":52739145924891,"sku":"14030970106437422681","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":52739145957659,"sku":"23442376247662395484","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":52739145990427,"sku":"61391368214223998227","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":52739146023195,"sku":"25891010914424678383","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":52739146055963,"sku":"96479834565856928443","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":52739146088731,"sku":"15462445790578158608","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":52739146121499,"sku":"29143104395558916668","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":52739146154267,"sku":"57434077821512885115","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":52739146187035,"sku":"88762074610626159175","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":52739146219803,"sku":"46806166371504842144","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":52739146252571,"sku":"60651125756368111990","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1017\/7996\/4187\/files\/me-not-so-much-t-shirt-light-blue-84f34326-59b1-4e77-9ff4-f30c2ee1e222.webp?v=1786046721","url":"https:\/\/streetdogco.shop\/products\/me-not-so-much-t-shirt","provider":"Street Dog Co","version":"1.0","type":"link"}